tonyabbot:

Whaddup

tonyabbot:

Whaddup

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions