n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

upgraders:

*types boobies on calculator*
*jacks off*

thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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laughburnscalories:

"hey remember when you liked-"
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"hey remember when you-"
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"hey remember when-"
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