Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

thisparadiseishell:

RADICAL